Organize Thy Priorities

Overheard during a real conversation between a couple, named - oh, let's call them Abby Asexual and Sully Sexual.

Abby Asexual: Baby, I'm not going to be able to come over for New Year's, because my brakes are failing and I need to get my car checked out before I make any road trips.
Sully Sexual: ...
AA: I'm sorry?
SS: [sighing] It's just that I was so looking forward to sleeping with you tonight, then spending the next day lazing around in bed.
AA: ...
AA: Well, let me just risk a car accident so you can get laid, then.

Okay, maybe Abby Asexual didn't say that last part. But I'll bet she wanted to.